God forbid Taylor Swift ever gets pregnant now.
Kanye is just gonna walk into the delivery room like, “Yo Taylor, imma let you finish birthin’ this child, but Beyonce had one of the best babies of all time. OF ALL TIME.”
Dumb ho kept biting my fingers!– Wade Hahahahahah!
I'd give anything to be your babydoll.
Boys are such fucking assholes!
Why you so seeexyyyyyyyy!?
I have eye makeup smears all over my pillow.
Well, that was a sexy lookin’ head!– My sister.
Okay. The seniors in my school are more immature...
When girls get their hearts broken...
Most girls like, stop eating and are sad.. Well, me? I eat EXCESSIVELY. Food is just ALWAYS there for me. I love food. Man, I wish chocolate was healthy…
Why is life so unfair to us!?
Wait.. I have to go BACK to school again...
‘Now, uh, this section over here, fill in this sentence for me - “you’ve got a beautiful”… what?’ [random guy] ‘Earlobe!’ ‘Earlobe! We’ll use earlobe… You’ve Got A Beautiful Earlobe.’ [tinkly, lyrical music begins] (For the record, I think it would be weird to have random guys touching your ears. Poor audience member.) ...
Okay. I've gotten so big, it's insane.
I need a Jimmy John's make table in my kitchen.
If I ruled the world, I'd throw all the money in...
I sincerely hate my life.
You could cut the tension with a knife.
Heartaches and mistakes, how many hits can a good...
Imagine Justin and you are watching the sunset.
You: It’s beautiful.
Justin: Yeah. Wanna know what’s more beautiful?
I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, and I'm...